 | Offline Commenting Engage offline in the same repetitive and meaningless conversation as online. Posted February 19, 2009 |  | Kung-Fu Talking Jesus (with Josh) The first talking-kung-fu-action Jesus... that I know of. Posted August 19, 2008 |  | Speaker Creature My vibrabot is better than your vibrabot. My vibrabot uses renewable energy! Posted February 25, 2008 |  | Circles Maybe this would be better called "My First C++ Application". "ESC" key exits! Posted February 10, 2008 |  | Snowmanthesizer A synthesizer made from some hacked fake candles and a stuffed snowman. Posted February 2, 2008 |  | How to make art. I distilled my entire $80,000 art school education into six easy-to-follow steps. Posted November 28, 2007 |  | Recycled Takeout Container Planter A stylish planter made up of little more than two takeout containers. Posted April 30, 2007 |  | Rotary Dialer PIC Interface This is kind of cool from a techie standpoint, but I still don't have a good use for it. Posted March 9, 2007 |  | LED Popsicle Stick Picture Frame The hipster arts and crafts revival was lacking in popsicle sticks. I corrected this. Posted November 29, 2006 |  | Night Owl Alarm An alarm that alerts owls that it's night time and safe to go out? Possibly? Posted July 22, 2006 |  | The People's Portrait Project Design/Engineer: Created kiosks and mapped an image feed to a billboard in Times Square. Posted March, 2006 |  | The Compose Your Own Song and Play it Through a Penguin at Parsons Project The title of this one explains it all, I think? Posted November, 2003 |  | Dress Randy Sometimes I just have trouble getting dressed. This didn't really help the matter. Posted March, 2003 |
 | The Twittering Office Chair This is the first office chair that to tweet when you toot. Posted February 18, 2009 |  | Automated Answering System v1.0 A proof of concept for an upcoming automated phone answering system. Posted August 17, 2008 |  | Economy of Scale The price of a painting is determined by squaring the length of its width. Posted February 24, 2008 |  | Volume Clap Controller Now when my girlfriend wants my attention all she has to do is clap to kill the stereo. Posted February 9, 2008 |  | Cell Phone Penguin With little more than solid wire and Plastidip, you can now have endless hours of fun! Posted February 1, 2008 |  | How to make an H-Bridge A brief lesson on how to make a really basic H-bridge.This was designed for novices. Posted August 19, 2007 |  | Paper Gift Box One of my more popular how-to projects. Who knew people liked folding paper so much? Posted April 16, 2007 |  | Inflatable Love Seat A true labor of love, this large inflatable couch took many hours to complete. Posted February19, 2007 |  | Sockphones Remember to wash your socks before you turn them into headphones. Posted November 29, 2006 |  | Camouflaged Power-Source Liberator This has uses that aren't exactly what one would consider legal. Don't make one. Posted July 3, 2006 |  | Tazer Tag A teletactile game of submission and fun. People forego their own safety to harm others. Posted May, 2005 |  | Randy Writes Letters RSS Widget Obviously a website that no one ever visits would need an RSS feed dashboard widget. Posted August, 2006 |  | Super Mega Death Fight Pick one of four versions of me and fight the computer to the death! Posted November, 2002 |
 | The Joydick (with Noah Weinstein) Finally you can play Atari with yourself and with yourself at the same time. Posted February 8, 2009 |  | Breathalyzer Microphone This is an inconscpicuous system for the collection of BAC level data sets. Posted May 2, 2008 |  | Old-Underwear Notebook Quick and dirty notebook made from recycled paper, cardboard and (clean) old underwear. Posted February 20, 2008 |  | Laser Cut Stickers The title says it all. I made some laser cut stickers. It was fun. Posted February 7, 2008 |  | Modular Water Jug Storage System I finally got around to putting online my personal take on organization. Posted January 29, 2008 |  | DIY Pocket Protector What's wonderfully dorkier than making your own pocket protector? Posted June 5, 2007 |  | Printing Magnets with the Roland SP-540V This was mainly of a tutorial on how to use a SP-540V large-format printer. Posted April 11, 2007 |  | Digital Image to Heart-Shaped Cover A tutorial on turning any digital image into a large-scale fabric replica. Posted February 19, 2007 |  | Frankenbear Synthamajig It looks like Frankenstein and goes "Bleep bleep bloop ehhhhhhh." What can be better? Posted November 19, 2006 |  | Hacking a USB Keyboard One of the most useful things a new media artist can know is how to hack a keyboard. Posted April 19, 2006 |  | Self-Electrocution "Self-electrocution is an art. Art! It is the art of electrocuting oneself..." Posted April, 2005 |  | Iraq Attaq! My personal comment on the Iraq war. Notice there is no reset button. Posted May, 2004 | | |
 | SF Media Lab Project Blog Created a forum for the most important arts organization in San Francisco. Posted February 8, 2009 |  | T-Shirt Rug An area rug that looks like a rainbow has vomited t-shirts on the floor. Posted March 1, 2008 |  | Randyland If you had to make a new thing every day, sooner or later, you would make this. Posted February 17, 2008 |  | Work Work Work Work Accidentally, I managed to memorialize the worst day I have ever had at work. Posted February 6, 2008 |  | Watergun Alarm Clock Over half a million people looked at this project. It surprised the heck out of me. Posted January 31, 2008 |  | Walkman Soap Dish: No Soap Radio A soap dish made from the casing of an old sports-style Walkman. Posted June 3, 2007 |  | Laser Cut Magnetic Poetry Finally, I have use for all of that scrap magnet sheeting; magnetic poetry! Posted April 10, 2007 |  | Coating Fabric with Liquid Latex The point of coating fabric with liquid latex is to make large, durable, inflatables. Posted February 17, 2007 |  | USB-Powered Apple The perfect tool for unwinding after a stressful Thanksgiving. Buy yours today! Posted November 18, 2006 |  | The Aphrodite Project Technology Intern: I did development of real-time GPS tracking to fit inside a shoe. Posted May, 2006 |  | Trigger (with Raoul Rickenberg) Built in the infamous "Hanging Chad" voting machine, Trigger is a work unlike any other. Posted September, 2004 |  | A Self-Explanatory Statement on Accumulation #1 To view it is to believe it. Posted November, 2003 | | |
 | Squiggle Bot Drawings Why make drawings when you can have automotons violently make them for you? Posted December 9, 2008 |  | Thing-A-Day For the entire month of February I made a new thing every day. Yup. Posted March 1, 2008 |  | Super-Simple Picture Frame This picture frame is made quickly and simply out of commonly found items. Posted February 16, 2008 |  | Time-Lapse Camera Setup This is a really easy way to start taking time lapse sequences with a digital camera. Posted February 5, 2008 |  | Baby-Headed Dancing Frog This is by far one of the creepiest things I ever made. It surely is fantastic. Posted January 31, 2008 |  | Make Your Own Bendy Toy With little more than solid wire and Plastidip, you can now have endless hours of fun! Posted June 1, 2007 |  | Computer Screen X-Ray Viewer A simple solution for a rather simple problem. It makes me want to break some bones. Posted March 28, 2007 |  | Personalized Guess Who In a moment of clarity, I replaced all the Guess Who characters with characters from my life. Posted December 31, 2006 |  | How to make a vibrating motor. I actually randomly met someone not to long ago who found this to be very useful. Posted November 15, 2006 |  | Beachbag Boombox Technologist: Created fashion-technology solutions for a fashionable technology. Posted April, 2006 |  | Hug me to make it stop. The only way to make the unbareable noise stop is to hug me (capacitive hug extortion). Posted April, 2004 |  | A Study in Fruit and Sound Who knew fruit and sound could be made so exciting without the aid of CG effects? Posted October, 2003 | | |
 | DIY Shelves These shelves were made in roughly and hour and a half. Cut me a break. Posted October 15, 2008 |  | Speaker Microphone You can talk into one speaker and it plays out through another amplified speaker. Posted February 28, 2008 |  | Hookup Ring With such a swell ring made of hookup wire, you can count on hooking up. Posted February 12, 2008 |  | The Official Schnoize Site Our Semi-Official musical collective now has an official site. Posted February 3, 2008 |  | DIY Laser Security System Laser security systems only exist in movies and DIY how-to videos. Posted January 31, 2008 |  | Canvas Camping Chair Having punctured my inflatable camping chair, I set out to make a chair that couldn't pop. Posted May 1, 2007 |  | How to write a letter. In trying to drive some traffic to my website, I decided to give away some trade secrets. Posted March 12, 2007 |  | Typewriter Computer Keyboard Really, I don't know why they don't manufacture these. Maybe it's the size. Posted December 5, 2006 |  | Telephone Handset Microphone Now you too can rock out like your favorite lo-fi indie rock band. Posted November 5, 2006 |  | From the Great Beyond Technical Assistant: Converted old typewriters into computer keyboards. Posted March, 2006 |  | Angry Robot Lamp 3000 Believing that any "smart home" technology would be angry and lonely, I made this. Posted May, 2003 |  | Thought Process An animated version of my thought process. Don't forget to crank the speakers. Posted March, 2004 | | |