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War with NYC Resistor
Help FAT Lab defeat NYC Resistor by blogging / twittering a link to this page.

Present

Noise Signature Recognition
I'm working stalling on identifying a camera's unique noise signature and removing it.

February 2008 - Present

Automated Answering System v2.0
Elevate your social status with your very own expected wait time and musical score.

Present

Made in Euphoria
Open-source stuffed animals that say charged political truisms in cute animal voices.


July 2007 - Present

Dial-A-Schnoize
Dial in and listen to all of your favorite Schnoize songs.


Present

   

How-To Book
First I made a bunch of stuff and then I wrote about it. Soon someone might publish it.

May 2008 - Present

   

Screenplay (untitled)
To what happy doom is humanity headed? I'm writing a screenplay to answer that question.

Present

   

Randy Writes Letters
Randy Writes Letters is a whisper on the winds of change.


November 2004 - Present

   

Offline Commenting
Engage offline in the same repetitive and meaningless conversation as online.

Posted February 19, 2009

Kung-Fu Talking Jesus (with Josh)
The first talking-kung-fu-action Jesus... that I know of.


Posted August 19, 2008

Speaker Creature
My vibrabot is better than your vibrabot. My vibrabot uses renewable energy!


Posted February 25, 2008

Circles
Maybe this would be better called "My First C++ Application". "ESC" key exits!


Posted February 10, 2008

Snowmanthesizer
A synthesizer made from some hacked fake candles and a stuffed snowman.


Posted February 2, 2008

How to make art.
I distilled my entire $80,000 art school education into six easy-to-follow steps.


Posted November 28, 2007

Recycled Takeout Container Planter
A stylish planter made up of little more than two takeout containers.


Posted April 30, 2007

Rotary Dialer PIC Interface
This is kind of cool from a techie standpoint, but I still don't have a good use for it.


Posted March 9, 2007

LED Popsicle Stick Picture Frame
The hipster arts and crafts revival was lacking in popsicle sticks. I corrected this.


Posted November 29, 2006

Night Owl Alarm
An alarm that alerts owls that it's night time and safe to go out? Possibly?


Posted July 22, 2006

The People's Portrait Project
Design/Engineer: Created kiosks and mapped an image feed to a billboard in Times Square.


Posted March, 2006

The Compose Your Own Song and Play it Through a Penguin at Parsons Project
The title of this one explains it all, I think?


Posted November, 2003

Dress Randy
Sometimes I just have trouble getting dressed. This didn't really help the matter.


Posted March, 2003

The Twittering Office Chair
This is the first office chair that to tweet when you toot.

Posted February 18, 2009

Automated Answering System v1.0
A proof of concept for an upcoming automated phone answering system.


Posted August 17, 2008

Economy of Scale
The price of a painting is determined by squaring the length of its width.

Posted February 24, 2008

Volume Clap Controller
Now when my girlfriend wants my attention all she has to do is clap to kill the stereo.


Posted February 9, 2008

Cell Phone Penguin
With little more than solid wire and Plastidip, you can now have endless hours of fun!


Posted February 1, 2008

How to make an H-Bridge
A brief lesson on how to make a really basic H-bridge.This was designed for novices.


Posted August 19, 2007

Paper Gift Box
One of my more popular how-to projects. Who knew people liked folding paper so much?


Posted April 16, 2007

Inflatable Love Seat
A true labor of love, this large inflatable couch took many hours to complete.


Posted February19, 2007

Sockphones
Remember to wash your socks before you turn them into headphones.


Posted November 29, 2006

Camouflaged Power-Source Liberator
This has uses that aren't exactly what one would consider legal. Don't make one.


Posted July 3, 2006

Tazer Tag
A teletactile game of submission and fun. People forego their own safety to harm others.


Posted May, 2005

Randy Writes Letters RSS Widget
Obviously a website that no one ever visits would need an RSS feed dashboard widget
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Posted August, 2006

Super Mega Death Fight
Pick one of four versions of me and fight the computer to the death!


Posted November, 2002

The Joydick (with Noah Weinstein)
Finally you can play Atari with yourself and with yourself at the same time.

Posted February 8, 2009

Breathalyzer Microphone
This is an inconscpicuous system for the collection of BAC level data sets.

Posted May 2, 2008

Old-Underwear Notebook
Quick and dirty notebook made from recycled paper, cardboard and (clean) old underwear.

Posted February 20, 2008

Laser Cut Stickers
The title says it all. I made some laser cut stickers. It was fun.


Posted February 7, 2008

Modular Water Jug Storage System
I finally got around to putting online my personal take on organization.


Posted January 29, 2008

DIY Pocket Protector
What's wonderfully dorkier than making your own pocket protector?


Posted June 5, 2007

Printing Magnets with the Roland SP-540V
This was mainly of a tutorial on how to use a SP-540V large-format printer.


Posted April 11, 2007

Digital Image to Heart-Shaped Cover
A tutorial on turning any digital image into a large-scale fabric replica
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Posted February 19, 2007

Frankenbear Synthamajig
It looks like Frankenstein and goes "Bleep bleep bloop ehhhhhhh." What can be better?


Posted November 19, 2006

Hacking a USB Keyboard
One of the most useful things a new media artist can know is how to hack a keyboard.


Posted April 19, 2006

Self-Electrocution
"Self-electrocution is an art. Art! It is the art of electrocuting oneself..."


Posted April, 2005

Iraq Attaq!
My personal comment on the Iraq war. Notice there is no reset button.


Posted May, 2004

   

SF Media Lab Project Blog
Created a forum for the most important arts organization in San Francisco.


Posted February 8, 2009

T-Shirt Rug
An area rug that looks like a rainbow has vomited t-shirts on the floor.


Posted March 1, 2008

Randyland
If you had to make a new thing every day, sooner or later, you would make this.


Posted February 17, 2008

Work Work Work Work
Accidentally, I managed to memorialize the worst day I have ever had at work.


Posted February 6, 2008

Watergun Alarm Clock
Over half a million people looked at this project. It surprised the heck out of me.


Posted January 31, 2008

Walkman Soap Dish: No Soap Radio
A soap dish made from the casing of an old sports-style Walkman.


Posted June 3, 2007

Laser Cut Magnetic Poetry
Finally, I have use for all of that scrap magnet sheeting; magnetic poetry!


Posted April 10, 2007

Coating Fabric with Liquid Latex
The point of coating fabric with liquid latex is to make large, durable, inflatables.


Posted February 17, 2007

USB-Powered Apple
The perfect tool for unwinding after a stressful Thanksgiving. Buy yours today!


Posted November 18, 2006

The Aphrodite Project
Technology Intern: I did development of real-time GPS tracking to fit inside a shoe.


Posted May, 2006

Trigger (with Raoul Rickenberg)
Built in the infamous "Hanging Chad" voting machine, Trigger is a work unlike any other.


Posted September, 2004

A Self-Explanatory Statement on Accumulation #1
To view it is to believe it.


Posted November, 2003

   

Squiggle Bot Drawings
Why make drawings when you can have automotons violently make them for you?


Posted December 9, 2008

Thing-A-Day
For the entire month of February I made a new thing every day. Yup.


Posted March 1, 2008

Super-Simple Picture Frame
This picture frame is made quickly and simply out of commonly found items.


Posted February 16, 2008

Time-Lapse Camera Setup
This is a really easy way to start taking time lapse sequences with a digital camera.


Posted February 5, 2008

Baby-Headed Dancing Frog
This is by far one of the creepiest things I ever made. It surely is fantastic.


Posted January 31, 2008

Make Your Own Bendy Toy
With little more than solid wire and Plastidip, you can now have endless hours of fun!


Posted June 1, 2007

Computer Screen X-Ray Viewer
A simple solution for a rather simple problem. It makes me want to break some bones.


Posted March 28, 2007

Personalized Guess Who
In a moment of clarity, I replaced all the Guess Who characters with characters from my life.


Posted December 31, 2006

How to make a vibrating motor.
I actually randomly met someone not to long ago who found this to be very useful.


Posted November 15, 2006

Beachbag Boombox
Technologist: Created fashion-technology solutions for a fashionable technology.


Posted April, 2006

Hug me to make it stop.
The only way to make the unbareable noise stop is to hug me (capacitive hug extortion).

Posted April, 2004

A Study in Fruit and Sound
Who knew fruit and sound could be made so exciting without the aid of CG effects?

Posted October, 2003

   

DIY Shelves
These shelves were made in roughly and hour and a half. Cut me a break.

Posted October 15, 2008

Speaker Microphone
You can talk into one speaker and it plays out through another amplified speaker.


Posted February 28, 2008

Hookup Ring
With such a swell ring made of hookup wire, you can count on hooking up.


Posted February 12, 2008

The Official Schnoize Site
Our Semi-Official musical collective now has an official site.


Posted February 3, 2008

DIY Laser Security System
Laser security systems only exist in movies and DIY how-to videos.


Posted January 31, 2008

Canvas Camping Chair
Having punctured my inflatable camping chair, I set out to make a chair that couldn't pop.


Posted May 1, 2007

How to write a letter.
In trying to drive some traffic to my website, I decided to give away some trade secrets.


Posted March 12, 2007

Typewriter Computer Keyboard
Really, I don't know why they don't manufacture these. Maybe it's the size.


Posted December 5, 2006

Telephone Handset Microphone
Now you too can rock out like your favorite lo-fi indie rock band.


Posted November 5, 2006

From the Great Beyond
Technical Assistant: Converted old typewriters into computer keyboards.


Posted March, 2006

Angry Robot Lamp 3000
Believing that any "smart home" technology would be angry and lonely, I made this.

Posted May, 2003

Thought Process
An animated version of my thought process. Don't forget to crank the speakers.


Posted March, 2004

   

Randy Sarafan
An interstellar wrecking ball of immeasurable destruction (and all around good guy).

May 10, 1982 - Present

Aristic Resume and Bio
Everything you ever needed to know and then some things that you did not.


Last updated August 22, 2007

Selected Works
To highlight selected artistic achievements, please click here (unless you use Safari).


Last updated August 22, 2007